Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Louisiana Jingle Bells

Happy New year everyone. I just got this by email from a friend. Very cute:

Louisiana Jingle Bells

Dashing through debris
With a chainsaw in my hand
FEMA's on the way
They haven't got a plan

Looters on the way
They're making quite a fright
Oh, what fun it is to have
My great big gun tonight

CHORUS
Oh, Jingle Bells, my fridge smells
Katrina, kiss my ass
Won't y'all come back home real soon
And help pick up this trash!

Hear the generators whir
They're making quite a sound
I'm just taking in all the sights
With no one else around

Aaron Broussard's on TV
He's crying like a chump
He dried his eyes just long enough
To turn off all the pumps

CHORUS
Oh, Jingle Bells, my fridge smells
Katrina, kiss my ass
Won't y'all come back home real soon
And help pick up this trash!

Got a blue tarp on my roof
It's keeping out the rain
The adjuster arrived two months late
Then promptly lost my claim

Gotta love those MREs
For making spirits bright
I'm saving one with M&Ms
Just for Christmas night!

CHORUS
Oh, Jingle Bells, my fridge smells
Katrina, kiss my ass
Won't y'all come back home real soon
And help pick up this trash!

2 comments:

Leslie said...

Great lyrics!

There is a post I would like you to read and forward to as many folks as you can....

http://katrinanetworking.blogspot.com/2006/01/getting-kids-involved-in-relief-effort.html

It's the perfect way to get more people involved AND aware of the ongoing mess.

Thanks!

Laurel said...

Looks good Leslie! Let me make your URL a link so people can click right over. It will also help your blog in the search engines to get the word out.

Katrina Networking - How Kids Can Help